A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your brain is to big to be a big brain so it's a Brig Bain/Brain Hemorrhage/A fetus eating your brain
"I have a Brig Bain!" "Well you're f***ing dead" "Yay!"
An event in which raccoons harvest your organs
My friend barely survived a recund last night
Not dead, still alive (you poor fool)
"I'm deadn't, but I wish I wasn't deadn't" "Same here, I'm deadn't too"
In accordance of several earth shattering forms that no man could ever dream of thinking of. It can also be used to avoid questions.
Person or something: "Ay what time is it?" You (hopefully after reading this): "Oakwagon™" Or: Mean person: "You die." You: "Oakwagon™"