Country Dictionary

Constantly looking someone up on the internet. Looking for updates and shit.

I'm cyber stalking this one bitch's Instagram hoping for a video of her getting fucked hard to accidentally pop up. Never happens though.

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend. 2. A million dollars covered in cum 3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass

I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.

I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods. 2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning. 3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning. 4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head. 69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet. 2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch! 3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch. 4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.

Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.