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Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?" "69 cents." "Heh. You know what that means..." *In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69 Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?" Guy 2: *sigh* "69..." Guy 1: "Nice."

Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning. In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost? Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents. Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71. (Students giggle)

The number that falls between 68 and 70 having absolutely no relation with anything sexual in any way.

John: Dude, me and Cindy totally 69'd last night! Frank: You mean.... John: Yeah dude! We even took turns! Frank: WHAAA? John: Yeah, y'know. I say one, she says two.. AND SO ON! :D Frank: ....Oh.... :D