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Panizza

A panini pizza.

Invented by Hunter A.F. Sills on January 20th, 2024, The Panizza requires one to take some form of pizza, such as a flatbread or even a microwaveable pizza, and to cook it after preparation in a panini maker of some variety, such as a George Foreman grill.

The Panizza was created through a crossfaded moon rock induced munchy madness, and as such, it is a must try for stoners far and wide.

“Holy fucknuts! I’m higher than donkey balls right now!” says Mark. “Fuck Yeah! Let’s make a Panizza!” says Noah.

by Chick-with-Dicks.com January 20, 2024

Bottle Battle

An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.

Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.

“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.

“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.

by Chick-with-Dicks.com November 17, 2022

Narp

Slang for "Dirty Asian".

"That damn narp at the laundromat cheated me out of 10 cents".

by Chick-with-Dicks.com August 13, 2017

Roundhouse

A drinking game that takes place the morning after a night of hard partying. Players go around and collect all of the unfinished beers from the night before, and then proceed to pour them into their own large glass. Then, all of the players get together and chug the flat, putrid, piss flavored concoction as fast as possible.

Wake up boys, we’re playing Roundhouse!” said Chad.

“Fuck you man.” Brett replied.

by Chick-with-Dicks.com June 22, 2021