Country Dictionary

Steak

Engaging in brutal sexual intercourse with your partner.

''I am having steak tonight''

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!