A fork of Rural Dictionary
Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.
Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"
Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.
With a girl on her kness giving you head, slam your cock all the way to the back as you cum. Then, pullout and slap her face with your cock causing her to snort. She should then expell your load out her nose like a dragon breathing fire...
I was getting head the other night, and when I blew it down her throat she gagged on it and turned into the nasty dragon
using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab