Country Dictionary

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

customer: "This tea tastes like crap!" waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you." customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right." waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that." (real conversation)

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served." When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby." Guy: "Dinner is served."

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.