Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

by Chip September 24, 2004

Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

by Chip November 18, 2004

rabidash

rape, preferably performed on a male by a male, common in middle eastern and afghani communities

Assef performed rabidash in mouth on jahar

by chip February 05, 2005

kaido

a fart, a smelly gas

"i let out a kaido"
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by chip July 16, 2003

nasty dragon

With a girl on her kness giving you head, slam your cock all the way to the back as you cum. Then, pullout and slap her face with your cock causing her to snort. She should then expell your load out her nose like a dragon breathing fire...

I was getting head the other night, and when I blew it down her throat she gagged on it and turned into the nasty dragon

by chip September 05, 2003

poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker

that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab

by chip April 21, 2004

Chip C

Something so great nobody comes close. Constant coolness

by Chip September 19, 2003