A fork of Rural Dictionary
When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion
Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame
An unpopular vegetable resembling the choko but is wider than it is tall. Can either be skimmed on the water as a missile weapon or used as a flavour enhancer
Macca's apple pies are chocked full of chodos you know - said the snot nosed git
Did you check out that McChode on Tavish McCluger? Why would you use a urinal with something like that?
A small bit of poo left after a flush.
Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell
A finger resembling a chode, ie the finger is fatter than it is tall
Dude check out the chingers on that fella, he could block a goatse with one of them!
A person specialising in the unlocking of the chode key from the lock of delight.
Danielle had to call a chodesmith when the man she was screwing got stuck in her twilight surprise
A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.
Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!