A fork of Rural Dictionary
a abnormal shaped dildo, usually in the form of a chode (a dick that is fatter than it is tall). Usually used by desperate ugly chicks who couldnt get ray charles to fuck them in the dark.
Eleanor: Hey cutie!! Ive got a surprise for you at my house! That is of course, if you got time!
Ray: Hell nah bitch! I ain't touchin yo stank ass pussy! Fuck off bitch!
Eleanor: *Sniffle* I guess i'll just have to use my chodo tonight. Again...
An unpopular vegetable resembling the choko but is wider than it is tall. Can either be skimmed on the water as a missile weapon or used as a flavour enhancer
Macca's apple pies are chocked full of chodos you know - said the snot nosed git
Chodo baggins (noun); For a person to be bestowed the title of chodo baggins, they must have achived aknolaged legendary status. In fact, the person must be so legendary that he/she is alowed to freely vomit in their freinds toilet, after drinking a little to much.
Freind "Wow james, ur a Chodo baggins"
Chodo "thats fine thank you (vomits in toilet) thank you who ever that is (vomits again)"
Someone who thinks he's cool, but nobody actually likes him
"Dude I i hate that kid"
"I know he's a Chodo Faggins"
Chodo baggins (noun); For a person to be bestowed the title of chodo baggins, they must have achived aknolaged legendary status. In fact, the person must be so legendary that he/she is alowed to freely vomit in their freinds toilet, after drinking a little to much.
Freind "Wow james, ur a Chodo baggins"
Chodo "thats fine thank you (vomits in toilet) thank you who ever that is (vomits again)"