Country Dictionary

male who suffers the work load of a relationship without the benefits.

Dude who has to do all the relationship bullshit plus "just friends spooning" while said girl is screwing another guy or guys. Poor fucker never gets any and never understands why.

The fear of Jews and Jehova witnesses.

Adrianne is a severe hotty... she also has a mad case of the heebie jeebies.

A term used to describe those who are part of the cult following of The Big Lebowski. Origins come from the film itself as well as the annual Lebowski Fest.

Does he do anything besides bowl and toke?

No, he's an achiever.

Very annoying , but sweet

Pralahad! Damn , how can someone be so annoying?

Bum, ass, butt, dumper

Did you just see that chick's bucket?

The accumulation of perspiration in ones natal cleft (arsecrack)

1) And the peleton really is working hard now, during this stage when the polka dot jersey for the title of 'King of The Mountains' is won and lost. During this period of extreme exertion, one can just make out rivulets of gleat running from the rider's saddles.
{Tour de France BBC2 July 2004}

2) awww mate! there's no way you can try to snurge that girl on the dancefloor, look at the amount of gleat soaked through to her skirt.

The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.

::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"