Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Squibb

A cynical female teacher, who steals clocks.

It's my clock dammit! Just get out.

by Chris Pye March 08, 2005

Romaine

An awkward silence when someone is singing - you dont know whether to encourage or jeer.

"This is a serious Romaine happening now" Very rare in Italy, usually occur amongst pre - madonnas.

by Chris Pye March 01, 2005

Deja-poo

As in Deja-vu, you get memories from a certain turd.

I'm sure I've done this before.

by Chris Pye March 08, 2005

Sigaret?

Polish for, "Gimmee a cigarette or i'll smash you over the head with this vodka bottle, concealed in my jacket"

"Sigaret?" Fuck you man!

by Chris Pye March 04, 2005

pissinglyoffinglyfunny

Sometimes someone pisses you off so much, that you pass the point of caring, and just laugh.

You piss me off so much its funny. Kendal is pissinglyoffinglyfunny Nicola is pissinglyoffinglyfunny

by Chris Pye March 03, 2005

Fascistfucker

Someone who gets angry with learner drivers, has no patience and needs castrating.

"Honk" Hey fascist-fucker? I'm learnin' to drive!

by Chris Pye March 06, 2005