Country Dictionary

Drixting

The act of trying to drive and text message at the same time

"I ran over 7 small children and a Sudanese refugee because I was distracted by drixting. I guess I'm going to burn in Hell."

Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

Schweem

The act of ejaculating over a wide area.

"Dude, I totally schweemed all over the kitchen last night."