A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.
I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.
A disease contracted by too much online activity. You can catch the glype in any social media forum or platform. Beware of the Glype.
Guy: Dude! You've got the Glype! Dude: Yeah. I spent too much time on Discord and I must have got the Glype from there.