A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: To be completely better than something in every way
"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."
When chased by someone weilding a random melee weapon without your knowledge.
When someone steals your watch right in front of your face.
When your girlfriend cheats on you with a gay guy.
Escaped convicts on Condemned
"Shit! that escaped convict hit me on the head from behind, stole my watch, and was gay and took my girlfriend....with her consent. He sure was devious and sneaky."
To calm down to a state of cure carelessness.
"Wow that guy needs to chillax or do heroin."
"Why wont he chillax on the stupid fried chicken."
A teacher whom you dislike no matter what they teach or what they look like.
"Wow she's such a frumpy art teacher. It's the day before christmas break and she gave us an essay on the geometry of areodynamics...bitch."