Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

i'm on antibiotics

the gay excuse used for not drinking.

"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs

by chubbs August 07, 2003

girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"

by Chubbs April 30, 2004

brydget

Tall camp scrawny strange thing, often teesed by friends!

OMG Brydget gags for Barbara!

by Chubbs February 06, 2005

penguin

(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;

"Don't mind the penguin. He's just for show."

by Chubbs April 30, 2004

Philma Whole

Name used in Afganistan to describe someone who wants there anus full of dick juice!

Philma Whole is asking me for sexual favors!

by Chubbs May 15, 2003

Ass Rocket

Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.

Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?

by Chubbs March 15, 2004

Jollytrot

When u stick your own dick into your nostril area.

Mom Can u help me pull my Jollytrot out my nose!

by Chubbs May 15, 2003