A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small member of the rodent family, which contains golden agoutis, guinea pigs and many others, that originates high in the Andes mountains in Peru and other South American countries. They have very thick coats that protect from harsh weather, large, mouse-like ears, and a generally have a "cute and furry" look to them.
There are two or three types of chinchillas, the lesser known being the short-tailed variety, which isn't seen in domestication. It is believed that the chinchillas in domestication today are ones salvaged after the turn of the turn of the 20th century and brough to the US for domestication. These are the "King" type. They come in the typical silver/white/black coats, a brownish color, a darker gray/black, and also white.
Originally, they were hunted in made into coats, and this is probably still a practice today, although they are nearly extinct in the wild. As pets, they are usually kept in ferret-style cages, at least 3 stories. They love to climb and hop up and down, and it is recommended by pet specialists and hobbyists that you take them out once a day to let them have more space and socialize.
Chinchillas are damn cute. I do feel guilty for having one in a cage, but it is an unfortunate reality, human domestication of pets for our novelty pleasure, while they are probably just staring at us everyday and thinking, "bastards... but as long as he brings me those berries... mmm... yeah."
A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.
The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.
That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!
When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.
The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.
Tim's bat wing is out of control.
I totally bat winged em!
a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge
after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding
A skeetleberry is a berry formed in the pubic hairs by forgetting to wash out the jism after a session of sex
I picked at least 9 skeetleberry's from my chode this morning.