A fork of Rural Dictionary
How you say help but in a Southern/Redneck Accent
Redneck: Somebody plz hayelp me tend to mah darn tootin' farm!
A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!! Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back? Peter: No! You're going to jail!
Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.
Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy! Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.