Country Dictionary

unclemom

A red neck hillbillie who is so inbred that his uncle is also his mom

this is my sister and our three lovely children

berley

spanglish slang:
1 By very little; Hardly
2 event recently occurred

I berley touched her.
I berley got here.

v plates

virgin, has not yet had sexual intercourse, not "broken in"

"look kates still got her v plates"
"yeah but she takes it in the arse instead!"

two-ball compound

semen, mood sauce, or baby batter

The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.

George Foreman Grill

An act of anger towards a malfunctioning lap-top computer. The user deposits a turd on the keyboard and squashes it into the screen and keys by pressing it shut, much like cooking with a Foreman Grill.

My notebook froze up for the last time today. I destroyed it by performing the George Foreman Grill.