A fork of Rural Dictionary
A location, such as across a door-frame, in upper corners of a room, or between branches on a tree, where a spider may wish to build it's web.
The house hasn't been cleaned for months - all the web sites are full.
the piece of skin between one's balls and arsehole. also known as guch
that kid i know got a pen stuck in his bifkin and lost a shitload of blood...nice...
Someone who comes across as 'tight' or 'cheap.
1st person :'lend me a quid plz' 2nd person : 'no dnt beg' 1st person : 'sweaty bitch'
a word used to describe the native language of Ireland used in converstions when someone has no clue what its called.
do you speak dublish?
Shorty beardy cunt often found in garden centres.
I was at B&Q at the weekend and it was full of jymmes
a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.
g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!