Country Dictionary

Chod

When a man's penis is wider then its length, and not in the good way. Orinenated from early South Park episodes

Haha that lad has a chod!...unlucky

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe