A fork of Rural Dictionary
Watch your plums when you're around this girl. SHE WILL SQUASH THEM. Mainly have mousey blonde hair with green eyes and they are INCREDIBLY smart. If you see one, feed them a bagel. oooo they love their bagels they do.
OMG LOOK. there's an anjulea! QUICK HIDE YOUR PLUM AND WHIP OUT YOUR BAGEL.
a total skank. no one likes her except me. because i'm a nice person