Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

Armpit of America

New Jersey

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up: "Welcome to Pennysylvania." "Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.

International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.

Who wants to go to Sesame Place? Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?" "No it just slid out of my wife's ass" "Oh my rectal birth I see."

cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.