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A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.

Jack: "Those apples were gross!" Jill: "No they weren't."

A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch? Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.

World's #1 toy manufacturer.

The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.

The company that makes MacBooks and stuff. So yeah.

Life was a lot simpler when apples and blackberries were just fruits.