A fork of Rural Dictionary
The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.
I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?
Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).
Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"
"$10.50"
"Shit, those are some strip club prices"