Country Dictionary

Sunday

Most depressing day of the week as you think about work/school on Monday and the thought of a crappy Sunday dinner.

Damn it's sunday time to be depressed all day and completed forget about homework until later.

knob

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

VVS

VVS or vertical video syndrome if the act of recording a video using a smartphone vertically. This is very annoying and should be avoided doing whenever possible (always). It originated from when iPods and iPhones first got cameras.

A: Check out my new video man its awesome B:WTF MAN why did you record this vertically this sucks. You have VVS