A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hang the Moon - When a dude stuffs his entire ball sack in to another dudes asshole then pulls it out creating a popping sound and shit splatters everywhere. He then scrambles up to the dudes face and hangs the sac over his mouth like a full moon. The ball sAck just hangs there and is NOT lowered in to the mouth like a teabag. The dude sits up and stretches his Neck to totally engulf the ball sack creating a reverse tea bag.
from now on no one can hang the moon in my apartment. Issac hung the moon on jerry last night the whole place was a mess
A gray booger is when s woman has absolutely no pink color to her vagina lips but only shades of gray. Even when opened the gray color remains.
Sue is smoking hot but Jeff said that when he went down on her she had a gray booger. it was fucking nasty looking.
Raultnee - Raultnee is another word for an erection, a boner, a hard on, or hard cock.
Brian said he can't even sit in the same meeting with Jennifer without getting a Raultnee and blowing a load in his pants. She's so hot he just can't handle it.
Simpley put, Mitt Romney is "Clit Romney"
Man dude you pulled a "Clit Romney" picking on that fat white handi cap kid and all ...
To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"
1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"
2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on his back, bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus producing a "pogo- jackhammer" effect.
Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back in a prone position he immediately scrabbled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out all over the room as if he just struck oil.