A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have someones brain splatter on either wall, roof , or floor
when someone dose a Jimmy Neutron they must say "BRAIN BLAST"
John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car
"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?" "Why is that?" "He's missin half his fuckin head!"
A strip club that is only open during Christmas
"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"
The thing to make when you lose control of your life.
Stu what are you doing? Making chocolate pudding Why? I've lost all control of my life