Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cornpout’n

This is the expression left on someone’s face after being dominated in a match of Corn Hole.

“Where’s Danny?”
“Oh I just whooped his ass so he’s sitting over there Cornpout’n like a lil bish!”

by Cocknocks August 23, 2022

Boston Hotdog

This usually occurs and spring time during mud season. This is when a man flops a woman into the mud and fucks her dirty. Deriving from the northeastern part of the U.S.

The old lady was bitching about how hot it was in the house so I checked her outside and gave her the old Boston Hotdog!

by Cocknocks March 19, 2022

Boston Hotdog

This usually occurs and spring time during mud season. This is when a man flops a woman into the mud and fucks her dirty. Deriving from the northeastern part of the U.S.

The old lady was bitching about how hot it was in the house so I checked her outside and gave her the old Boston Hotdog!

by Cocknocks March 19, 2022

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022