A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) { coding->squirm_in_discomfort(); } else { pop->that_bitch(); } print "programming zit dealt with\n";
noun 1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass! mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!
"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night". "I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away". "I know right".