Country Dictionary

back door

Back door 1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety. 2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in. 2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

tart

1) A foodstuff, normally consisting of a bottom, and sometimes, a top of pastry, with a fruit or savioury filling, eaten for dessert or as a main dish. 2) A slang term for a prostitute 3) A woman, who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', or a slut.

1) The French Deli. sells the best strawberry tart. 2) The tarts often hang around this street. 3) The lady over there is tarty: Over 40s should not wear leather mini-skirts, and dagger heels.

tony blair

TONY BLAIR = NOT BY RAIL That's why our trains in the UK are soo *good* then.

Do you love (a) delays? (b) cancellations? (c) exurabantly high fares? (d) getting robbed/raped/murdered? (e) Crashes (if you are really lucky) If you answered yes to one or more of these, then you really should start taking the train, not the car.