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Albatrossing

The act of inserting the beak of any live aviary species into any desired orifice (usually vaginal, urethral or anal) causing the bird to panic and squawk. Stretching the orifice

Person 1: Have you tried Albatrossing? It's all the rage with the younger generation.
Person 2: I have indeed, I was told a Wood Pigeon is a great way to get started.

by ColonelSmegPot June 30, 2015