A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that refers to the Michelin tire guy. It means to gain a lot of weight very fast to the point that you look like the Michelin tire mascot.
Thanksgiving just michelin-nized me. Look at how much weight I have gained.
That one guy who is obsessed with old memes and vines that aren't funny anymore. He is usually the most annoying in your friend group. Hilario is the type of person that makes deals with just to see you dance, though he himself doesn't know how to.