Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

New Jersey

A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites) 1. 3rd highest cost of living 2. 2nd highest state debt 3. 1st highest political corruption 4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites) 5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water 6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st) 7. 3rd worst traffic 8. 1st highest property taxes 9. 1st highest cigarette taxes 10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate 11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate 12. 1st highest car insurance rate 13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile). 14. 1st highest population denisity i guess i cant mention the bad without the good..... 1. 1st most trees per sq. mile 2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state 3. 4th best education system

New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it. Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion. Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.

by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008

Quasar

A concept car developed by Peugeot in 1984. specifications... Engine: I4 16v DOHC biturbo Power: 600hp/98 ft.lbs torque Chassis: Peugeot 205 Turbo 16 Suspension: Formula 1 double wishbone Drive: AWD

Look at that Quasar over there, the French actually made a cool looking car.

by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008

Florida Everglades

Land area in southern Florida over 4,300 square miles large (3 times the size of Rhode Island). Home to the famous Florida prairies, dotted with swamps, lakes, and hammocks. Over 300 species of birds live here, along with 43 species of mosquitoes (13 biting species). Biome is Tropical Grassland, with hot humid summers, and mild humid winters. Spectacular thunderstorms sweep over the area from spring to fall due to the convergence of Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean air masses over interior Florida. Very few towns exist within the Everglades, including Ochopee (home to world's smallest post office), Flamingo, Miccosukee Indian Reserve, Belle Glade, South Bay, Goodland, Everglades City, and Chockoloskee to name the major ones. Hurricanes ravage the area every decade or less, and are responsible for the demise of the Okeechobee south shore development boom of the early 20th century. A beautiful area for it's wild life, land, Indian culture, ghost towns, and erratic weather.

"The Florida Everglades is one of the most unique areas in the United States, as it is the only tropical grassland in the country with a wide array of animals and land forms."

by ConfederateFlorida September 23, 2009

B18a1

Honda engine Cars: 1990-1993 Acura Integra LS,GS,RS Power: 130hp 121ft/lb ('90-'91) 140hp 121ft/lb ('92-'93) Disp: 1834cc Compression: 9.2:10

If I had an Integra with a B18a1, I would probably just sleeve the block, build the internals, and throw a nice turbo kit on it, due to its larger displacement then the b16 vtecs.

by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008

Cold Lunch

The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person's mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.

I felt sick from all the burritos I ate for lunch, so I just gave Kimberly a mexican cold lunch to help me bust a nut real quick.

by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008

Crazy Daisy

The sexual act of standing or laying next to a partner, and flailing your dick in quick frantic circular motions while pissing or cumming. The act will simulate the 1990's summer hose spraying toy "Crazy Daisy," and will leave your partner sufficiently drenched in your fluids.

I was horny, and I had to take a piss, so rather than go downstairs to the bathroom, I just gave Christi the ole' Crazy Daisy.

by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Aston Martin Bulldog

Year: 1980 (concept) Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers Top Speed: 191mph 0-60mph: 5.1 seconds Drive: MR Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it

by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008