A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?" Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.
That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit. Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.