Country Dictionary

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Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool. Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes! Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 17, 2005

Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 17, 2005

emo boy

A bunch of tool bags, whom are fond of bands like "fall out boy" and "punk rock" bands that enjoy complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also wear tight clothes that make most straight people want to slap them, for being stupid and thinking that they could fit into clothes that wouldnt even fit a 4 year old. not only do these "boys" committ homocide fashion but they also are convinced that they can play music. not all, but most are in some kind of lame band, that go through band members like condoms. These kids are the worst singers and even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon. the world would truely be a better place, if they "accidentally" were all run over by a dump truck. they also are really un-athletic and quit all their sports or never even played sports in the first place, because they are only conforming to societys need for athlets. it is appearent to me that these kids have been rejected once in their life and cannot deal with the fact that not everyone likes them, so they turn to the "dark side" of society and become a self hating bitch.

josh: you know that joe kid? me: yeah the one who stays at home and practices playing his guitar all day because he has no friends and is socially challenged? you mean the one who ripped his shirt the other day because he bend over, and the same one who shops for girls clothing and enjoys staring at the mirror more then life? and the same one who has ADD and draws pictures of death on his folders in school because hes failing everyclass? the same kid who quit every sport he used to play because the pants werent tight enough for him? josh: yeah thats him, the emo boy!

by conor March 19, 2006

yipster

a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.

you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster

by conor April 01, 2005

ram rod

When a line of guys stand in a row and jam their rod in a woman one after another in immediate succession

The ten guys lined up and ram rodded her.

by Conor April 01, 2003

anno

Literally, "Aye, I know" Belfast slang that can be said with different tone or inflection to infer meaning.

"That's fucking expensive" "Anno!"

by Conor June 24, 2008

nerdlinger

The ultimate nerd

Ian McCue.

by Conor June 09, 2004