A fork of Rural Dictionary
a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory. originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison! Dude #2: Holy moses!
place where indie kids who are too cool for real people make imaginary internet friends who they feel they can relate to
"can jimmy come to the game tonight" "im sorry, im afraid hes still on the scwb"
A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices. Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen. even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time! me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
Randomer is a word used in Northern Ireland and I've heard it for a long while now.. don't know if it's used anywhere else. The word randommer is a noun, referring to a person there are a few different ways in which it is used 1) People you've never met before, you've just randomly found them. 2) Someone who comes out with random statements, acts strangely, obtruse. 3) Can almost be used like a member of the general population.
1) Last night, I hung about with a bunch of randommers. They were okay. 2) Conor is such a friggin randommer! 3) Go up and ask those randommers for a smoke.
Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.
www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.