Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

the walking dead

a comic series written by the articulate genius Robert Kirkman about a zombie infested world and a group of people struggling to survive.

Jake:Yo man i just got a brand new issue of The Walking Dead! Archibald: Say broseph, lemme take a peek at that fine piece of bound paper.

by CooCooCoo January 27, 2006

jessicasian

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.

trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

soy sauce shampoo

a shampoo used by hot asian girls that makes their hair smell like soy sauce.

Molly wanted to go to the school dance but she couldnt without her trademark soy sauce shampoo smell.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

necktion

the section of the body that includes the neck and a loosely defined surrounding region.

the outlaw punched the sheriff in the necktion before he was subdued.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

lemon ice

code for a hot asian girl

Jack: "dude check it out. lemon ice 3 o' clock" Ernie: "oh damn you're right!"

by CooCooCoo January 18, 2006

flat

something boring or tedious

the party was flat so hector streaked through the billiard room.

by CooCooCoo January 18, 2006

Rockets

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. This is usually seen as the holy grail of hold 'em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. Yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because 'they always get drawn out'. Chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%. Other nicknames for Rockets include: Pocket Rockets, Aces, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Snake Eyes, Alan Alda, 4.0, Jack Daniels

Layne reraised Scotty $6000 after he peeked down at Rockets

by CooCooCoo January 28, 2006