Country Dictionary

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive". Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..." Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..." Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.

"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."

A nitwit. Moron.

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.

Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

New Englander for “Forgot.”

Tommy: “Mickey, I told you to bring the schnapps man!!!” Mickey: “Sorry man - I totally fahgut.”