A fork of Rural Dictionary
A JingleSwag is a person with a HUGE cock. Women (and sometimes men) aboslutely LOVE JingleSwag. JingleSwag is the perfect human being in gods eye. If you even associate with a JingleSwag, you are extremely lucky and blessed.
"Hey have you seen JingleSwag over there?"
"Yes they are pure beauty"
This is a person who is just mean for no reason. They will have no beef with you, and acts like you ticked him off to the point of; everytime you try to talk to him he tells you to 'shut the fuck up'
Guy 1: Yo that dude over there is so mean
Guy 2: What did you do to him, to make him mad
Guy 1: Nothing.
Guy 2: He's probably a paul