A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hannes (verb) meaning: 1. Anal leakage. 2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus. 3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself. 4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating. Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy. The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something. A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!?? Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night. Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin Dude2: That is so sick dude!