A fork of Rural Dictionary
Linea is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. Physically and mentally. One of her biggest strengths and weaknesses is her big heart. Hands down, one of the naturally brightest and most intelligent beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. You won't ever hear yourself saying she was wrong, because it's so rare that she is wrong and that is because she chooses her words wisely and only speaks on what she knows to be true, and does not have any problems admitting she doesnt know something. She can light up a room with his laugh, or she can make grown men piss their pants. She is completely oblivious whenever a woman likes him. Shes a girl you can literally tell anything,and you wont feel judged or embarrassed. There's not one person in this world she cant make laugh. Not one. She is also very wise. She's been on top of the world, and to the bottom of the depths of hell. If you ever meet a Linea, she will be the best friend you've ever had and will be there for life. It takes 10 people to equal what she would be willing to do for you. Dont take her friendship and love for granted,for if you do, you'll regret it for the rest of your life because you'll never have another one like her. We need more people like Linea in the world,but only there is nobody else like her and being rare makes her that much more desirable!
Guy#1: Man, so what happened last night? You look fucked up! Guy # 2: You know Linea right? Well she beat my ass and then cleaned me up, and sat me down and talked to me like she was my sister.. Im actually kind of glad that she did. Guy #1: You're HAPPY she kicked your ass?! What the fuck? Guy #2 : Look bro, I fucked up, and have been fucking up. She was right and I took the advice she gave me and now me and my girl are back together and I'm ready to be better. Guy# 1: wow.. maybe I should call Linea and have her kick my ass or somethin