A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who wants to be awesome and will do anything to become awesome.
Awesome wannabes.
That doofus wants to be awesome in a bad way. He is very Awesomistic
When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.
I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.