Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.

Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

vigorish

Interest paid to a loan shark

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

oddforcez

Orginated from Dinos mother and father, it was later carried on by the in-breeding of dino and his mother which created an in-bred child, vasilli, this then spread to the love child of rattler and vasilli, being vordak. Perhaps a new section should be created to encompass the severity of the in-breeding that resulted in the oddforcez "group". Their unbalanced mental state, the largest understatement of all time, being the most exciting realm of their "retardedness" to explore. Most of the world's science community is currently undertaking this endeavour in one way or another. As such, the only word to describe the oddforcez group would be "smacktard(s)", as they are the one and only true pure source of this vile mental condition caused deliberately by reckless in-breeding. (for an example of non-reckless in-breeding see "bogans") As such, funds and donations are now being collected in order that this misformed and truelly hideous group of individuals.. or rather "smacktards" may be studied so that no other human being may have to suffer the insult of being called a member of "oddforcez" P.S: Hugs n kisses from merlin :)

Ra!, Rattler, Vordak, SgtVereker, Dinosaw, Vasilli, BruceCampbell, SgtBarney, ColKlacker, Jabba Mates SgtSexington, Sergmister, Cain, @nglo, bChopperPilot, StripDeck, Baz, Dr Harry, Dutch, Thudd, Bleeding.

by CORNHOLIO September 01, 2004

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003