A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.
When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.
When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.
In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."
"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.
I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!
"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!