Country Dictionary

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits

I want some damn Taco Bell

It’s the good shit you put in your lip the FDA says it ain’t good maybe so but them bastards can’t stop me

It’s the badass shit that the Outlaw Josey Wales chews if you ain’t seen the movie then grab some chew and enjoy