A fork of Rural Dictionary
garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.
When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it. Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it. Dude, wool socks are bad news.
proper noun: Former president Clinton's Cat.
Screw that dog Buddy, Ya'll know Socks is the shnizz