Country Dictionary

1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities. 2. A popular surname

1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.

Noun. phonto (plural: phontos) 1. A phontograph.

'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'

n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers, breasts.

"Look at the norks on her!"

Noun. 1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on. 2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke. 3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy. 2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints. 3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.

"He's a right twankunt!"

Noun. Phontograph (plural, phontographs) 1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone. See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"