A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spuffy is a common name given to pet raccoons due to their propensity for constant masturbation.
John D "Dude...did you here that Ben got a pet raccoon?! He called it Spuffy" John G "Ahhh! That explains the stains on the walls"
the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis. similar to a windmill
Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright? Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month! Ted: Dude