A fork of Rural Dictionary
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
a trashy girl who wears too much make up.
girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon! girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!
The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.
Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!
person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.
An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family
im at the gym and theres a big raccoon working out more buff than me
Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.
Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.